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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 07:44

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do you like Justin Trudeau when he's hated in Canada?

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

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Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Nuts and Butts

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Thumbs down again.

No go.

Still no good

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So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

What is the difference in effectiveness between an infrared sauna blanket and a regular one?

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..